If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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