I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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