is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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