sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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