it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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