So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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