Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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