he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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