Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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