so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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