My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Slut skills are useful in every country.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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