ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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