Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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