He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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