but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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