Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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