paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
