If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
