Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
from now on my penis is your penis
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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