Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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