butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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