Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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