Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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