i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
my poor anus
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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