I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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