How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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