You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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