Please don't use social media to get back at me.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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