If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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