There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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