I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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