what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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