Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
