Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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