I must be too annoying 4 u.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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