Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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