just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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