im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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