before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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