watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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