Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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