No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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