would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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