does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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