windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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