Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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