I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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