Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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