ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm at about main and main street
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
