i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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