Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
