you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
don't judge my taste in strippers
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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