She's JV to your varsity
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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