I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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