she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
