Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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