At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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