there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
