i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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